Welcome to a quasi-extension of my mind.

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

I am wearing blue mascara that Rachel (misskingofshadows on Tumblr) got me as a Christmas or birthday present. I can’t remember which, but thank you.

I am wearing blue mascara that Rachel (misskingofshadows on Tumblr) got me as a Christmas or birthday present. I can’t remember which, but thank you.

This dealbreaker list is everything

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

This is amazing

Please, however, message me if you are my left hand.

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous

The Winter Palace, Saint Petersburg, Russia. {x}

sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

elisehu:

Helpful! I’d been wondering about these, esp on international clothing…

elisehu:

Helpful! I’d been wondering about these, esp on international clothing…

toysubmarine:

New Shorts

So I guess I won’t wash these in the fires of Mount Doom with the rest of my laundry.

or

How am I supposed to wear these if I have to keep them away from fire?

Tidiness Tip: No, the picture above does not resemble a tidy shower, but this is a temporary and necessary move for tidy clothing. Read the washing instructions on your clothes. Obey them. Some clothes, like stockings, shirts with jewels on them and most bras, should be hand-washed. Many washing instructions also tell you to line-dry certain clothing, but how many people actually have a yard with a clothes-line? I don’t. You can buy a fold-able clothes rack at places like Wal-Mart and put it in your shower to dry. Line drying delicate garments makes them last longer and retain their shape. Just remember to not wash the bra that you’re going to wear the next day because it takes while for your garments to fully dry. 

Tidiness Tip: No, the picture above does not resemble a tidy shower, but this is a temporary and necessary move for tidy clothing. Read the washing instructions on your clothes. Obey them. Some clothes, like stockings, shirts with jewels on them and most bras, should be hand-washed. Many washing instructions also tell you to line-dry certain clothing, but how many people actually have a yard with a clothes-line? I don’t. You can buy a fold-able clothes rack at places like Wal-Mart and put it in your shower to dry. Line drying delicate garments makes them last longer and retain their shape. Just remember to not wash the bra that you’re going to wear the next day because it takes while for your garments to fully dry.